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The 2011 Phillies Facial Hair Guide by Malachy Egan

Shop: startfunkel.etsy.com 
Website: malachyegan.com


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Happy Monday. 
There’s a T-shirt, too. 
(via moustaches, theposhkenneth)

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Happy Monday. 

There’s a T-shirt, too. 

(via moustachestheposhkenneth)


Also: Get your Beard poster now. $10 + $5 shipping to anywhere. 

(Source: pusheen)

(this post was reblogged from moustaches)

Nike Cooperstown Hair-itage T-shirts

Rollie Fingers moustache t-shirt

Ozzie Smith beard t-shirt

Reggie Jackson moustache t-shirt

Baseball has some hair-itage, alright. Rollie Fingers, Ozzie Smith, Reggie Jackson? Of course! Andre Dawson, Tony Gwynn, Eddie Murray, Don Mattingly and several more of your favorite facial-hair-bearing baseballers are represented on these stellar Nike Cooperstown Hair-itage T-shirts

Store: shop.baseballhall.org


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How to Beard Yourself like Brian Wilson

Brian Wilson Beard Jon Adams poster

poster by Jon Adams

How does one beard himself like San Francisco Giants’ closer Brian Wilson? This handy poster—11” x 17”, the perfect size for framing and hanging next to your bathroom mirror—explains how.

The text, in a less useful format, is shown below:

HOW TO BEARD YOURSELF LIKE BRIAN WILSON

EASY PARTS

1. Be someone who can grow a beard.
2. Grow a beard.

HARD PART

3. The thing about Wilson’s beard that makes it so fearsome and confusing to batters is the fact that it DOES NOT MATCH THE REST OF HIS HAIR. This takes some doing.

SOME GUIDELINES

+ The beard color should be 3 to 4 shades darker than your hair color.
+ If you are blond, the beard can be brown.
+ If you are a redhead, you have bigger problems.
+ If your hair is black, you are stuck.
+ If you are a woman, hormone therapy may warrant investigation (also: fake beards).

MATERIALS TO HELP

+ You can use hair dye but that would be the easy way.
+ You can use latex paint but the fumes will suffocate you.
+ You can use engine oil but not if you smoke.
+ You can use charcoal, just don’t sneeze.
+ You can use tar but no one will kiss you a second time.

DESPERATE MEASURES

+ Maybe try becoming him.
+ Steal some of his stem cells and eat them or lather them onto your face.
+ Do exactly everything he has ever done.
+ Pass away and use your ghost powers to possess him.

Coping with your new beard will take some adjusting. Expect people to be afraid of you. Even your family. For a fully realized experience, name your beard. Suggestions include: Facemaster, Brian Wilson Jr., or Cory. Don’t let the power of the beard corrupt you. If necessary, unbeard yourself at the slightest sign of trouble. If you encounter Brian Wilson on the street, expect a knowing look, or possibly a hug. If he’s in a hurry it will be a high-five.

Buy it: mcsweeneys.net


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Mustache Love

Moustache Love Nan Lawson

by Nan Lawson

This really is just a combination of two things I love. The ultimate combination of masculine and feminine!

Is Lawson suggesting moustaches are feminine? Has she met my Italian grandmother? 

Buy: nanlawson.etsy.com
Portfolio: nanlawson.com
Otherplace: nanlawson.søciety6.com
Photostream: flic.kr/nanlawson


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Summer print

Summer Nan Lawson hipster moustache

by Nan Lawson

Playful and flirty, Summer is the ideal girl who knows how to have a laugh. The mustache on her finger always makes him smile.

Buy: nanlawson.etsy.com
Portfolio: nanlawson.com
Otherplace: nanlawson.søciety6.com
Photostream: flic.kr/nanlawson


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Blue Moustache Man

Kate Larsen Blue Moustache Man

by Kate Larsen

T’were it real, t’would win championships. 

Buy: theboxofbirdsshop.etsy.com 
Portfolio: boxofbirds.co.uk

(Source: imadeyouabeard.com)

Rock Bottom Risers by Mike Maxwell

Triangle Beard print by Heather Buchanan

Shop: heatherfuture.etsy.com


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